You know, with idiots like Ludacris which America seems to be in no shortage of, it's no wonder that Americans worship at the altar of Obamessiah. Say what I mean and mean what I say is just another virtue that escapes these fucking morons. Case in point is Luda showing the world that being Green has more to do with what you say, than what you do:
As seen on MTV, July 3, 2007:
"I definitely wanted to know about the global-warming crisis and the dangers happening to our planet," he said. "You know me: I'm all about saving lives. ... I couldn't refuse to be a part of something this big. I'm learning more as I go along. If the cause is to save lives and save the planet, then I'm down.
"It's all about trying, as long as you're conscious about it," he added. "You can begin to learn what you can do. I'm trying to figure out how I can get solar panels and things like that. They're even saying purchasing music online ... is a way to help. Or turning your computers off at night. It's a lot of things you can do. I'm sitting here taking it all in."
Well...after partying with Algore, it would seem like Luda's down with savin' the planet from global warming...ain't he?
Let's move on to a September 11, 2007 interview and see just how his indoctrination is working out for him.
Blender: Did your new haircut have anything to do with conserving energy?
Ludacris: No, it actually did not. But it's a beautiful thing.
B: You could tell people it did, though.
L: You could say I was subconsciously aware beforehand.
B: Something to do with wind resistance ...
L: Exactly.
B: What do you drive now?
L: Right now I still have my '93 Acura Legend [left], it's one of my favorite cars. And a Range Rover.
B: We're guessing the Range Rover isn't terribly fuel efficient ...
L: It's not great ... I'm thinking about getting a Hybrid.
Fast forward a year now, and it would seem that Luda's "got's his green on".
On Planet Green's new series Battleground Earth, Ludacris teams up with rocker Tommy Lee as they set out on a journey across the country to battle each other to see who can be greener. It's rock versus rap as the two go head-to-head in a series of eco-challenges and learn about reducing their carbon footprint along the way. "I was already aware of some of the 'little' ways to become more environment friendly, but working on this show took my knowledge to a whole different level. I learned so much and am starting to incorporate some of these lessons at home and at the office. I hope that the audience is able to learn about these very important issues and see how much fun Tommy and I had while doing 'green' missions for the different communities that we were able to visit," says Bridges.
Well, it would seem that Algore has made an eco-gangsta out of Luda...that's why I was recently surprised to read this:
Grammy-winning rapper Ludacris has given away 20 cars to people who wrote about their struggles to keep their jobs for a lack of wheels of their own.
Never mind the rest of us peons who have to endure the carbon footprint of his recent philanthropy...
Perhaps his going green has little to do with the 26's on his Hybrid Tahoe and more to do with whatever he's stuffing into his ZigZags.
...douche
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Say it ain't so...O
Much like the social leper the Marlboro Man has become in recent years, so too does the popularity of Obama begin to lose its lustre:
Tue Jul 21, 11:12 AM
WASHINGTON (AFP) - President Barack Obama's tumbling poll numbers have dipped below those of his predecessor George W. Bush at the same point in his White House tenure, according to a national poll released Tuesday.
Obama's approval rating is 55 percent six months into his presidency, a USA Today/Gallup poll found. But 56 percent of those polled approved of the job done by George W. Bush after six months, the daily reported.
Obama's handling of the economy appears to be key in his fading popularity, as Americans become more pessimistic about how long it will take the economic downturn to end.
"His ratings have certainly come back down to Earth in a very short time period," Republican pollster Whit Ayres told the daily.
By 49 percent to 47 percent, respondents said they disapprove of Obama's handling of the economy, while they disapprove of his health care policy by 50 percent to 44 percent.
Nevertheless, White House adviser David Axelrod called the "turbulence" predictable, and expressed confidence in the public's support for the president.
"People fundamentally like this president, and they believe he's smart and capable and strong and trying to do the right thing," he said.
Despite his falling poll numbers, the survey found that Obama remains personally popular.
Two-thirds of subjects polled found him to be a strong and decisive leader who understands the problems they face in their daily lives, while a majority said his administration "is creating a new spirit of idealism."
heh
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Pretty women are still walking with gorillas, Joe...
You know, it's alright to come off like you're all that...just as long as you can put your money where your mouth is when push comes to shove. More often that not, the struttin moron with the fluffy on his arm is just another douchebag that got lucky. Ordinarily, I don't give a shit anyway...since women that fall for douchebags deserve everything they get out of the deal.
Today I was surfing the net looking for a concise description of a douchebag beard...since there's this douche in my class that's sporting what I think is, in fact, a douchebag beard. Even if the beard in question is not a douchebag beard, he's still a douche. The shit I do when I'm bored. Anyway, whilst surfing, I found proof that Joe Jackson still can't get no relief.
Pretty women with gorillas...more specifically, Hot Chicks With Douchebags. A fairly large site with nothing but photos and commentary of hot chicks with douchebags. Joe Jackson would be proud!
Hot Chicks With Douchebags
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Fat Bottom Girls...Fat Chicks Are Hot!
I dunno where you go/went to school, if you do/did at all, but my school licks bag. I have no idea why I bother with the hour commute only to sit my fat ass down for three hours so I can watch a powerpoint presentation that mirrors my textbook. Anyway, suffice to say, I do a lot of my blog reading while I'm at school.
Skippy Stalin is a blogger that I have come to admire lately. While some of his views may not line up with mine, I find his postings to be very entertaining and somewhat informative. I especially enjoyed his piece on Tyson and I share a lot of the sentiment that he presented in that piece.
Having stated that, I must also say that do not agree with his taste in women. Meh, to each his own. While a three day cocaine, vodka and blowjob bender with Lindsay Lohan may have appealed to me decades ago...should I ever be so lucky to survive an event like that today...it could, nonetheless, very well convince me to contribute to Penthouse. For what it's worth, I have found that skinny, fluffy chicks are so nineties and, quite frankly, really fucking boring.
They say that emulation is the sincerest form of flattery and even if my prose couldn't hold a candle to Skippy's, since he's such a damn good writer, I have to balance the scales (no pun intended) a bit. So it's in that spirit that I present to you the first in a series called Fat Chicks I Think Are Hot
Fat chicks are where it's at baby! Now, I don't mean the roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spot variety...that's just plain icky. I'm talking about the women with dangerous curves! I don't know about you folks, but that Dove advertisement with the so-called ordinary women on it...gives me wood everytime.
Come on, admit it...you've been there and done that and given the chance, you'd probably do it again. And I'll tell you why...they are freakin' awesome in bed. I forget the movie, but the actor was Dudley Moore (PBUH) and he summed it up best when he asked the age old question, "Why do fat chicks cum a lot?" I really don't have the answer for that one...but I sure as hell know that they do. Well, on to big and better things...
From the land of bad teeth, warm beer and big titties hails a woman that can cook me breakfast anytime. Yeah, so she's getting a little long in the tooth, but I'd bet you a paycheck that she'd give you a run for your money in both the bedroom and the kitchen. She's none other than my favorite kitchen-mate, Nigella Lawson.
Nigella Lucy Lawson, born on January 6, 1960, is the daughter of Nigel Lawson, Baron of Blaby, a former Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Vanessa Salmon, whose family owned the J. Lyons and Co. empire...blah blah blah. Although I don't really give a shit about her pedigree, it indicates that she probably had a damn good English nanny upbringing which most likely resulted in producing a damn fine woman that you could take just about anywhere and do damn near anything with, without having to resort to Chris Brown style behaviour just to keep things in check.
She graduated from fucking Oxford with an MA in medieval languages for Chrissakes! That most likely means she's not a stupid bimbo like Lohan et.al. This has its benefits, since you can be rest assured that she's only going to open her mouth to put something good in (groan) or let something intellegent out...which further bolsters my Chris Brown hypothesis. Also, what's hotter than cuddling up in front of the big screen with a woman with rack like hers who is actually into watching Braveheart and then capping the night with several hours of sweaty, jiggly romping with a gal who can scream "fuck me" in Dalmatian?
The Food Network served no other purpose in my life but to give my hard-on a half hour alone with this sweetheart of culinary temptation. That is, unless I felt especially miserable enough to watch that jack-ass Ramsey treat people like shit...but unfortunately for him he lacks the enormous Nigella-like mommybags necessary to overcome my really short attention span. Yes, Nigella Feasts is food porn at its finest and it's a shame that the show is no longer aired in Canada.
That's the thing with Nigella - she can even make spaghetti look really fucking hot! And the really hot thing about it is that she knows it. Case in point...The other day, I was...ahem...researching Nigella a bit and I stumbled upon this blurb in an on-line article:
The TV chef and sex symbol believes there's nothing tastier than a pair of stockings and revealed she even goes to bed wearing just stockings and stiletto heels.
Nigella told Britain's Esquire magazine: "Stockings never fail to make you feel sexy.
"I like hold-ups, but the problem is if you've got too much meat at the top, you get a bulge there. So I often wear those over-the-knee French schoolgirl socks.
"But I know men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them.
"I've worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed before."
If anyone has pictures of this...or of Nigella eating a banana...e-mail me or leave comments! Now I know she's a bit thick in the booty, but my goodness you have to admit she paints a stunning picture. I don't give a shit what you're into, because curves like that and big English juggies just a'hangin, creamy thighs accented with stockings, suspenders stretched across meaty ramming speed hips, and then topped off with a pair of fuck-me pumps will do it to me every...single...time.
So there you are folks, Nigella Lawson is the first in a series of Fat Chicks I Think Are Hot! I will leave you now with a wee bit of food porn, for your viewing pleasure...
Skippy Stalin is a blogger that I have come to admire lately. While some of his views may not line up with mine, I find his postings to be very entertaining and somewhat informative. I especially enjoyed his piece on Tyson and I share a lot of the sentiment that he presented in that piece.
Having stated that, I must also say that do not agree with his taste in women. Meh, to each his own. While a three day cocaine, vodka and blowjob bender with Lindsay Lohan may have appealed to me decades ago...should I ever be so lucky to survive an event like that today...it could, nonetheless, very well convince me to contribute to Penthouse. For what it's worth, I have found that skinny, fluffy chicks are so nineties and, quite frankly, really fucking boring.
They say that emulation is the sincerest form of flattery and even if my prose couldn't hold a candle to Skippy's, since he's such a damn good writer, I have to balance the scales (no pun intended) a bit. So it's in that spirit that I present to you the first in a series called Fat Chicks I Think Are Hot
Fat chicks are where it's at baby! Now, I don't mean the roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spot variety...that's just plain icky. I'm talking about the women with dangerous curves! I don't know about you folks, but that Dove advertisement with the so-called ordinary women on it...gives me wood everytime.
Come on, admit it...you've been there and done that and given the chance, you'd probably do it again. And I'll tell you why...they are freakin' awesome in bed. I forget the movie, but the actor was Dudley Moore (PBUH) and he summed it up best when he asked the age old question, "Why do fat chicks cum a lot?" I really don't have the answer for that one...but I sure as hell know that they do. Well, on to big and better things...
From the land of bad teeth, warm beer and big titties hails a woman that can cook me breakfast anytime. Yeah, so she's getting a little long in the tooth, but I'd bet you a paycheck that she'd give you a run for your money in both the bedroom and the kitchen. She's none other than my favorite kitchen-mate, Nigella Lawson.
Nigella Lucy Lawson, born on January 6, 1960, is the daughter of Nigel Lawson, Baron of Blaby, a former Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Vanessa Salmon, whose family owned the J. Lyons and Co. empire...blah blah blah. Although I don't really give a shit about her pedigree, it indicates that she probably had a damn good English nanny upbringing which most likely resulted in producing a damn fine woman that you could take just about anywhere and do damn near anything with, without having to resort to Chris Brown style behaviour just to keep things in check.
She graduated from fucking Oxford with an MA in medieval languages for Chrissakes! That most likely means she's not a stupid bimbo like Lohan et.al. This has its benefits, since you can be rest assured that she's only going to open her mouth to put something good in (groan) or let something intellegent out...which further bolsters my Chris Brown hypothesis. Also, what's hotter than cuddling up in front of the big screen with a woman with rack like hers who is actually into watching Braveheart and then capping the night with several hours of sweaty, jiggly romping with a gal who can scream "fuck me" in Dalmatian?
The Food Network served no other purpose in my life but to give my hard-on a half hour alone with this sweetheart of culinary temptation. That is, unless I felt especially miserable enough to watch that jack-ass Ramsey treat people like shit...but unfortunately for him he lacks the enormous Nigella-like mommybags necessary to overcome my really short attention span. Yes, Nigella Feasts is food porn at its finest and it's a shame that the show is no longer aired in Canada.
That's the thing with Nigella - she can even make spaghetti look really fucking hot! And the really hot thing about it is that she knows it. Case in point...The other day, I was...ahem...researching Nigella a bit and I stumbled upon this blurb in an on-line article:
The TV chef and sex symbol believes there's nothing tastier than a pair of stockings and revealed she even goes to bed wearing just stockings and stiletto heels.
Nigella told Britain's Esquire magazine: "Stockings never fail to make you feel sexy.
"I like hold-ups, but the problem is if you've got too much meat at the top, you get a bulge there. So I often wear those over-the-knee French schoolgirl socks.
"But I know men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them.
"I've worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed before."
If anyone has pictures of this...or of Nigella eating a banana...e-mail me or leave comments! Now I know she's a bit thick in the booty, but my goodness you have to admit she paints a stunning picture. I don't give a shit what you're into, because curves like that and big English juggies just a'hangin, creamy thighs accented with stockings, suspenders stretched across meaty ramming speed hips, and then topped off with a pair of fuck-me pumps will do it to me every...single...time.
So there you are folks, Nigella Lawson is the first in a series of Fat Chicks I Think Are Hot! I will leave you now with a wee bit of food porn, for your viewing pleasure...
From The Chicken Little Files: Why I Hate the MSM
Sorry about the sparse posting...kids, wife and school nudged their way up my priority list.
From the House of Gore
The ice sheets of Greenland and Antarctica have awakened and are melting faster than expected
When one of you Birkenstock wearing assholes is done chomping on your granola...riddle me this:
...and then there's the truth
The decline rate for the month of April was the third slowest on record. The Arctic lost sea ice cover at a rate of 27,300 square kilometers per day (10,500 square miles), compared to an average of 41,600 square kilometers (16,000 square miles) per day for 1979 to 2000.
From the House of Gore
The ice sheets of Greenland and Antarctica have awakened and are melting faster than expected
When one of you Birkenstock wearing assholes is done chomping on your granola...riddle me this:
...and then there's the truth
The decline rate for the month of April was the third slowest on record. The Arctic lost sea ice cover at a rate of 27,300 square kilometers per day (10,500 square miles), compared to an average of 41,600 square kilometers (16,000 square miles) per day for 1979 to 2000.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Corporate greendrones get bagged!
For me, the premium grocery store chains were always my preferred place of doing business. I really don't mind paying more for the same things I could get at a discount grocer, since I recognize I am paying for a better level of service. It would seem though, that the level of service I have come to enjoy has been suffering as of late.
You see, I could shop at a discount store...but bagging my groceries like the rest of the steerage is beneath me. Also, one is required to purchase bags...presumably in an effort to lower the store's overhead enough that they can sell groceries to the poor huddled masses for less. Even more, I don't like my food handled by some gum chewing tatooed drop-out pin cushion, which seems to be the kind of help these places insist upon employing. So, for those reasons, I choose not to shop at those kinds of stores.
The premium stores, however, are starting to lose their lustre. First it was the self-serve check out lanes. A novelty at first, and I can see the utility of such a thing should I just want to pay for one or two items and the express lanes are backed up. What I have noticed though, is that after employing six self checkout lanes my store has in turn reduced the number of express checkouts down to one. Not only that, they never seem to have more than three out of ten lanes open, regardless of how busy they are. Combining all of my checkout wait time throughout a month I have found that I have time to get through most of the latest Maxim while I wait in line to be served...doing my part to reduce consumption!
Now it seems that I have to pay for my fricken bags too. Yep, the premium stores have gotten on the green wagon. For what it's worth, it is my bet that the decision to do so was more likely spurred by the bottom line than out of any concern for the environment. If they actually cared about serving their clients and less about the bottom line, then we would have seen a switch to paper.
At least there's a ray of sunshine in all of this, as I read in the news this morning:
EW.BRUNSWICK (CBC) - The Fredericton Direct Charge Co-op grocery store is imposing new rules on customers' use of cloth bags following a spike in shoplifting.
Sheldon Palk, the grocery store's manager, said the switch to more environmentally friendly bags is having one unintended consequence: a rise in theft.
So cashiers must now check customers' cloth bags before they check out their groceries.
You see, I could shop at a discount store...but bagging my groceries like the rest of the steerage is beneath me. Also, one is required to purchase bags...presumably in an effort to lower the store's overhead enough that they can sell groceries to the poor huddled masses for less. Even more, I don't like my food handled by some gum chewing tatooed drop-out pin cushion, which seems to be the kind of help these places insist upon employing. So, for those reasons, I choose not to shop at those kinds of stores.
The premium stores, however, are starting to lose their lustre. First it was the self-serve check out lanes. A novelty at first, and I can see the utility of such a thing should I just want to pay for one or two items and the express lanes are backed up. What I have noticed though, is that after employing six self checkout lanes my store has in turn reduced the number of express checkouts down to one. Not only that, they never seem to have more than three out of ten lanes open, regardless of how busy they are. Combining all of my checkout wait time throughout a month I have found that I have time to get through most of the latest Maxim while I wait in line to be served...doing my part to reduce consumption!
Now it seems that I have to pay for my fricken bags too. Yep, the premium stores have gotten on the green wagon. For what it's worth, it is my bet that the decision to do so was more likely spurred by the bottom line than out of any concern for the environment. If they actually cared about serving their clients and less about the bottom line, then we would have seen a switch to paper.
At least there's a ray of sunshine in all of this, as I read in the news this morning:
EW.BRUNSWICK (CBC) - The Fredericton Direct Charge Co-op grocery store is imposing new rules on customers' use of cloth bags following a spike in shoplifting.
Sheldon Palk, the grocery store's manager, said the switch to more environmentally friendly bags is having one unintended consequence: a rise in theft.
So cashiers must now check customers' cloth bags before they check out their groceries.
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