Let's Get Started

Greetings reader,

I have spent many countless hours trolling through the blogosphere and I have been largely impressed by folks who take time out of their busy day in order to share their thoughts with others. Through my travels on the internet, I have realized that the blogosphere is chock full of all kinds of people scattered throughout the various strata of society. A fair majority of them are complete idiots that accomplish little more than convince me that a culling is in order. There are, however, a few glimmers of hope. Those bloggers I follow religiously and have the utmost respect for, and I will most likely feel compelled to comment about, and share links to, many of them in the future.

Why start my own blog? Well that's simple. I'm pissed off about many things. As a matter of fact, I don't think I can get through a day without something, or someone, pissing me off. A blog provides me with the means to shake my fist in anger at the people and things that piss me off instead of using my fist to remove the teeth of those responsible for my anger. Does that mean that Jonesy is an angry, bitter turd? No, hardly. I get a great deal of enjoyment from life...usually at other's expense. Does that mean Jonesy's an asshole? Well, probably. You be the judge. Just keep in mind that if you happen to be a thin-skinned, tofu eating, non-competitive, Prius driving, fucktard vegan - I'm not really going to take you seriously.

Also, I have the luxury of time since I have abandoned a career in order to pursue higher education - another thing that pisses me off. So instead of frittering away my new found free time surfing for porn or playing Warcraft...I may as well hop on my soapbox.

So kick off your shoes, grab a jacket and roll around on the floor with me a while!



-Jonesy